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The Red Knob

A fanzine for all your rude health needs.

Its about Sex and health. If you’re a bloke aged 16 plus it’s for YOU!
graphic images of Sexually Transmitted Infections, humour you’d find flushed down the lavatory with your stash of blow, thats the Red Knob.
The Red Knob by dr dick August 22, 2005

RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER 

A red headed whore that loves to gobble on the knob (head of a mans cock) until he explodes in her mouth as she gobbles up the goo.
I'll take the brunette, you can have the RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER.
RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER by Homey D September 18, 2010
The most elite pro-gamer of all time, who has legions of fan-bois everywhere and I could never be as good as him.

He is my hero!
Damn, that redknob's skillz is straight up dozer.
redknob by tofu January 9, 2004

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026