Detroit Red Wings

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

by bloodredrage February 12, 2011

Red Wings

When someone most likely hells angel cuts a hole into someone and fucks the hole.

"You know that guys mom we destroyed," "Yeah we earned our red wings on her"

by dareylrasberry November 13, 2014

Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008

Detroit Red Wings

NHL Ice hockey team.

Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)

Jack: Remember June 12, 2009 when the Pittsurgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings in their arena in game 7 to win the Stanley Cup?

Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey

by natalie298755 October 4, 2009

salty red wings

eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.

by FROSTY g April 23, 2008

detroit red wing

When you eat a girl out that is on her period leaving blood on your face like you've been eating hot wings.

Dan had Detroit Red Wings when he ate out Emily while she was on her period

by Zach23 May 21, 2006

Detroit Red Wings

the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players

brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57

by theevilpower November 16, 2005