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1.
When a ginger girl gives you a blowjob and you blow your load in her hair causing a combination of semen and red hair similar to a red velvet cake.
I gave this ginger chick a great red velvet last night when I was getting some awesome domeage and blew my load all in her hair.
by Bigburrmonster May 09, 2013
 
2.
The outcome of over-arousing a woman on her menstrual cycle.
My sheets have turned to red velvet!
by Eveariel December 12, 2012
 
3.
When you eat a girl out, and you do not know until you are done that she was on her period and the bottom half of your face looks like you ate red velvet.
"Hey man so how did it go with your girl last night?" Guy 1

"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2

"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1
by PartyWithSatanAndBillyMays June 17, 2013
 
4.
The act of receiving a handjob (an old-fashioned) while eating a piece of cake
I gave my boyfriend a Red Velvet during my grandma's birthday party last night.
by BallsOut469 August 18, 2012
 
5.
When a guy ejaculates inside a woman who is on her period , the resulting mash up is a red velvet
Dude, i did the red velvet with her last night, it was nasty as heck but she loved it...
by NaijaRiffic January 20, 2012
 
6.
when black and white people make a baby and it comes out with red hair and freckles; mulatto with red hair
omg look at the red velvet! She's a black girl with red hair!!
by candied cinnamon May 26, 2011
 
7.
When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 09, 2012