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rectology 

1) The act or study of rectum thrashing with a large penis or tool.

2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.

3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.

4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.
Yo man, I heard that you were studying rectology at my old college, F.U.

Damn Luke, you just schooled that hoe like a professional rectologist!

My friend Berto is a plumber, however as a side job he is a freelance rectologist. He loves cleaning all sorts of pipes.
rectology by Berto March 9, 2006
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restrology 

Restrology is a hyponym of hotel management.

retrology 

The study of the movement of transforming earth into a new mentality earth, from a barbaric to peaceful, light minded one.
We practice retrology to understand the new earth.
retrology by Retrology Community August 11, 2020

rectriloquist 

Rectriloquist; Latin; a variation of the root word ventriloquist "to speak from the stomach"; to "throw” ones' voice. Example;

The noises produced by the stomach were thought to be the voices of the dead who took up residence in the stomach of the ventriloquist. The ventriloquist would then interpret the sounds, as they were thought able to speak to the dead, as well as to foretell the future.

Current usage; the ability to manipulate (throw) ones' vaporous emissions so that it appears that the vaporous stench is coming from someone else’s ass leaving the offender blameless and unpunished.

However, contrary to the ventriloquist, the rectriloquist needs no interpretation; everyone knows what the "voices" mean; the dead speak directly to us to tell of our future suffering.
While watching TV, the voluminous noise and vibration indicated the ass tremor came from Taylor but Tarah (the rectriloquist) was the real culprit. The tremor registered a 7.5 on the Rectum scale causing the retaliation to be directed at Taylor (the innocent).
rectriloquist by blame caster July 17, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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