Rectilling

A nautical term referring to the use of the anus to hold the tiller in order to free up both hands for other sailing tasks. A nautical term; especially used in pseudo-sado-masochistic, potentially-homoerotic short-handed sailing.

I prefer rectilling whilst rounding the bouys; gives me a free hand for the sheets and other activities.

by BosHog October 19, 2009

rectile

Much like a crosshair but can be locked onto a target.

My rectile locked onto the tail end of a black jet.

by Richard Crumpton July 27, 2004

rectile dysfunction

dick dont work right

man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"

by TheTalkingWallThatLikesMemes February 12, 2021

Rectile Cleric

A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!

A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!

by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004

Rectile dysfunction

Constant need of a shit.

I have rectile dysfunction

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Rectile dysfunction

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Rectile

A rectangular tile.

Contractor: please pick out some rectiles and bring them to the job for installation.

Worker: Yes

by @minnesports September 7, 2016