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Recticle 

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A common misspelling of the word 'Reticle'. Recticle is an optic one uses to look out their own ass (or up someone else's).
I was sneaking around using my recticle to spy on unsuspecting people from my plumbers crack.

Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?

A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.
Recticle by Recticle Expert February 22, 2011
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Recticle 

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the act of using (a) rectum as a means of storage. also as a verb: i totally recticled that bitch!
That is one full recticle!!
Recticle by asdfghjkqwert February 27, 2011
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recticles • Resticle • rectile dysfunction • rectile • Rectile Cleric • repticle • reticle • Reticle closing speed test

Resticle 

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A special chair made to dip your balls in while relaxing you can soak your nuts.
Man I am so stressed out. I need to relax in my resticle
Resticle by Alan Villarreal September 17, 2005
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resticles

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Scooby Doo’s testicles
raggy? rehre are my resticles?
resticles by resticlemaster69 March 20, 2022
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rectile dysfunction 

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dick dont work right
man 1: "i have erectile dysfunction"
man 2: "that sucks"
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Rectile Cleric 

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A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!
A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!
Rectile Cleric by Saruman of Mondor December 30, 2004
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recticles 

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specific type of anal spectacles that are made specially for usage in the rectal region
I think i just broke my recticles, i forgot i had them on and i sat on them
recticles by schlongstein December 20, 2009
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