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1. One who reaves. Archaic term for one who despoils, plunders, bereaves, takes with violence.
2. Terrifying, cannibalistic, self-mutalating savages living in the outskirts of the settled universe in Joss Whedon's Firefly and Serenity.
Jayne: Reavers ain't men.
Book: Of course they are. Too long removed from civilization, of course, but men. And, I believe there is a power greater than men, a power that heals.
Mal: Reavers might take issue with that philosophy. If they had a philosophy. If they weren't too busy gnawing on your insides. Jayne's right, Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.
by theBlack November 22, 2004
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A powerful but slow firing ground unit in the game StarCraft. It moves extremely slow and fires homing "scarabs" at enemy units.
"Oh my god they dropped Reavers in your base!!!"
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A recurring character in the Fable video game series. Reputed to be a debauched and amazing lover.
Lady one: That Reaver can have me any time he likes, and often does!
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A half-human cannibalistic creature from the movie Serenity. Also a name used to describe a rowdy and mischievous inebriate.
Dude Jack was being such a fuckin' reaver last night! I had to choke his ass out 3 times before he stopped throwing hot dog buns at everyone.

It's 5 am and we'r trying to sleep, go to bed you goddamn reaver!
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Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: Reaving, I'm a reaver.
Person1: Ok, keep up the good work.
by Nettled January 27, 2004
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"oh my god you are such a ReaveR" the women says when she has a multiple orgasm while plunging her strapon through the loose stretchmarked colon.
by spy August 26, 2003
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Spelled R E A V E R
n: An awesome player at Socom: U.S. Navy Seals II.
See Bronsen Forren
Wow R E A V E R just pwned me!
by Bronsen Forren July 18, 2004
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