18 definitions by Nettled

life

Synonomous with poop

Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush

by Nettled October 21, 2003

catsup

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

by Nettled October 16, 2003

Ketchup

A tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not.

Sometimes refereed to as Catsup by ignorant fools.

Jim: Please pass the catsup
Me: What? I'll kill you, damn ignorant fool. KETCHUP!!!

by Nettled October 16, 2003

Blowout

Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.

Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.

by Nettled October 22, 2003

sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

by Nettled February 2, 2004

reaver

one who reaves

Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: Reaving, I'm a reaver.
Person1: Ok, keep up the good work.

by Nettled January 28, 2004

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 11, 2003