Nettled's definitions

sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

by Nettled February 2, 2004

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

catsup

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

by Nettled October 15, 2003

Sloppydog

A dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.

Person: Bad Dog! You're not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs...
Dog: (vigorously licks own ass)
Person: That's more like it.

by Nettled June 4, 2004

poop

Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.

even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

reaver

one who reaves

Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: Reaving, I'm a reaver.
Person1: Ok, keep up the good work.

by Nettled January 27, 2004

Macgyver

The smartest man EVER!!

Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.

by Nettled October 11, 2003