Rat women are a subspecies of rodent that live in damp and dark environments such as the sewers or in caves. They are known for their cannibalistic tendencies and pungent smells, usually caused by living in the sewers for extended periods of time. Rat women hunt in packs, and always have an alpha, most alpha’s usually have names such as Jessica, Maddison or Ashley. Rat women are found most commonly in small rural towns in New Zealand and if in busy environments for too long, will fall into a stress induced coma. It is uncommon for Rat women to live amongst humans as they often carry diseases, and prior to past beliefs, actually caused the bubonic plague.
Person one: What’s that smell Karen, i thought you got the sewage system fixed.
person two: it’s not the sewers system, it’s just the rat women in this area.
by mrsdavidson March 1, 2019
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