Highly Disillusioned/pathetic-full-of-shit-lazy-good-for-squat individual who makes up stories in attempt to impress people (due to his small and inferior penis and grotesque appearance). Mentally and emotionally unstable attetion seeker who is regarded by all his peers as being a joke/pathetic. Likes to tell individuals (esp. girls) about his personal problems so that they will feel pity for him (of which he thrives/wanks off). A term which can be used to describe inidividuals who think they are good-looking or likeable when infact they are widely regarded as being akin to a black baboons ass. Moreover and individual in which people laugh at not with them.
Girl: OMG that ranjit is such a loser, did u see how he flashed his microspcopic penis at everyone and told people about how he fought 6 people at the same time with a broken arm, leg, necjk and penis? What is he like a spartan? What's he looks like?

Girl 2: LOL! nah he always makes up storeis to impress people but he doesn't know everyone actually laughs at him. He kinda looks like a cross between freddy krueger and a baboons ass.....Btw don't talk to him otherwise he'll become obsessed with you and tell yo uhis (made up) life story, also and he'll tell everyone you slept with him.....just nod and laugh, you'll be ok.
by lookdonttouch9999 April 23, 2010
Top Definition
The term Ranjit arose in the 21st Century as a word used for defining those who looked like they had just moved to England from an Asian influenced, 3rd world country. It resembles the meaning of a "Freshie" which is labelled as someone who has just moved to a Western country, typically on a boat. It was invented by Super-producer Vex King and former Youtube star Jessel Parekh who has claimed a number of hits on his infamous video "Freshie Caught Singing."
"Hey look at that guy's moustache, he looks like a proper Ranjit"!

"Oh wow that guy dresses like a complete Ranjit, his sandals are completely Fresh."

"He could probably be taken seriously if he wasn't a Ranjit"
by Sree123 June 08, 2009
A guy who any girl would love to fuck. Extremely talented, and has a large penis. Very sexual when he feels like it.
Girl 1: OMG is that Ranjit over ther?!
Girl 2: Yeah, OMG I so want to fuck him
Girls : Is he single?!
Girl 3 : Yeah, I'm gonna ask him out
Girls : He's all mine!!!!!!!
by Luciathebest July 19, 2016
a boy who has nice eyes . who is sweet to girls . who is not a PLAYER. he can be stupid sometimes but hes a sweetiepie. all the girls waant him :) also hes sweet to his family. like mom and sisters
girls : RANJIT is so HOT!
girl 1: hes all mine !
by looobveers March 15, 2010
Name. Usually given to an extremely multi talented and intelligent person. Also comes with large penis and good sense of humor.
girl1:oh my god, thats ranjit.!
girl2: oh my god, i wana fuck him till he drops dead!
by draco27 March 16, 2010
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