Would take a bullet for you.
by Keith"Hands Off Scooter"Synder December 8, 2013
A Russian spy ready to eat all your soy sauce. He'll come to your house and eat your dogs legs, and eat them with all the soy sauce you have. He says no to ketchup, and likes hippo meat.
by kwiggle October 4, 2019
RALPH is an african man who is tall, funny, and athletic. Ralph usually gets all the girls. You shouldn’t be surprised if you see Ralph “boolin in the trap house.” Ralph definitely does not ride any body’s nuts. In addition to that he for sure does not say a joke more than one to Wear it out. Overall you could say Ralph has the moves like jagger
by NotAsCoolAsRalph47 October 31, 2018
when a girl is in the process of giving a guy a blow job and throws up on his dick. It normally happens when she has taken to much dick.
by TMC2011 July 31, 2011
You fucking retarded fucking brain dead little shits should stop googling your own name and fucking post about it. Because the definition of your fucking name doesn't describe you.
by youdickhead December 29, 2017
A dick with commitment issues, will leave you abruptly and gaslight you into thinking it was your fault. If you're a Ralph, fuck you.
by Me My Cats And I November 24, 2021