An experienced alien of society who knows how it feels to be HUMAN, and wants a way out of this corrupted world, with all it's frigin crap and daimed humanity.
Q: What are you doing on the edge of that cliff ralph?
A: What do you think? A cliff is only good for two things and they are linked to each other: Breathing in the fresh air that symbolizes eternity, and jumping off it.
by EMLINIA January 08, 2005
the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.
ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.
by ralf April 16, 2004
to vomit, usually accompanied with guttural noise
Did you ralph? OR Is he ralph?
by Bruce April 26, 2003
Ralph is a really rich young man, who is 25 and still lives with his parents. He likes dark classical music, and has a feet fetish. Doesn't have a job, his parents give him some money every damn month. He is a really cool guy tough, really sweet, but really lazy. Works out a lot, has long, blonde hair and a mustache. Hates the Apple Company.
"Dude, you've been laying in there for hours, you look like a Ralph!"
by riseabove358 October 13, 2011
Ralph is a very interesting specimen. Sometimes, she seems african american, but others she seems, and quite convincingly so, to be an indian (we're talking curry munching, telstra working full blown indian). The common Ralph has anywhere from 22-120 dogs. She also sits home all day, doing nothing except eating pizza and watching porn.
man 1: Look at that Indian! Shes eating pizza
man 2: Look at that Negro! Shes eating pizza
james: That, my friends is no black guy or indian. That, is a Ralph.
by permious prime July 02, 2011
Players. Plain and simple.. They always seem to get their ways when they know that nothing is going to come out of it. Like to cheat on girlfriends, play past girlfriends, and never stick to one girl to being with. Usually treat girls like complete shit and have no respect for them.
Ralph: I am an asshole and a player.

Other person: I know!
by booger1969 May 06, 2011
really gay for robots and attracted for teachers attracts douche bags aka Connor destroys relationships
dude that guy is such a ralph
by yomomma12333801 April 13, 2010
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