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Adjective. Someone who is exceptionally fat, gay, and annoying.

V. (To Ralph) is to be very gay and annoying at the same time for an extended period of time.

Man he was Ralphing so hard yesterday I had to take a shit on his chest.

Damn he was Ralphing so bad yesterday, I kicked him in the nuts
by David Serodino April 26, 2007
 
1.
The name Ralph was derived from the Ancient Viking name "Radulf" who was a Viking King or Lord also pronounced (Rah-thool-fr). To decribe Ralph, he is a gentleman, dashing, Loyal, masculine, charming, rugged strong, very protective over his love's of his life. Compassionate, romantic, cheeky silly, comical, attentive, focused head strong.Very sentimental only to thoes he trusts, does not let his guard down to outsiders. Intolerant of thoes that try and hurt his life or family, faithful dedicated to one woman! Prefers to step back and Analyse things first, very pratical, Little badass.
Ralph (Dashing) (masculine) (charming) (sentimental)
by spanky38 February 07, 2010
 
2.
v. To throw up; lurch
Watching the professional eater on The Daily Show tonight made me want to ralph!
by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001
 
3.
A thug for life.
Man, that guys a Ralph for real.
by Brittany4567 January 18, 2009
 
4.
ralphs are the best,there usally tall,tan skin, super hot. ralphies are sweet and out going they can make u smile easy (: they dont like to be sad or never have a smile (: if u get one keep him hes the best and hopefully mine soon (: <3 ralphies also like to have sex! alot!! dont cheat and will always be faitful.
"Who's that cutie?!"

"That's Ralph!"
by BreezyDoll January 26, 2012
 
5.
The most amazing guy in the world. He is the most gorgeous man out there! He has an amazing music taste and always starts the latest trends in clothes! The best boyfriend you could ever wish for. He's always there for you and he is someone you can trust with anything. He completes me in every way possible and makes me happy when skies are grey. You can talk to him for hours on end about anything and find myself losing track of time and end up talking to him way past your bed time. For as long as you have known him you will have had the best times of your life, he is someone who you cannot imagine your life without anymore. He is the most incredible person you have ever met and has become the most important person in your life now. He is the type of person that you would want to spend the rest of your life with. He is the person who you will never want to let go.
Person 1: Ralph is my not only my boyfriend, he's my best friend.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish i had someone like that!
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Person 1: Wow have you seen Ralph?!
Person 2: Yep he's all mine ;)
by EmiRush February 20, 2012
 
6.
vomit, puke, pray at the procelain throne
it was the lobster bisque, heavy with sweet cream and brandy. I ralphed for seventeen minutes straight, surrendered to the God of kaopectate, too
by trentino June 08, 2004
 
7.
when a girl is in the process of giving a guy a blow job and throws up on his dick. It normally happens when she has taken to much dick.
I had a one night stand with a girl, only it ended when she ralphed on me
by TMC2011 July 31, 2011