2.) "Sorry, Honey. It's rag time so we can't fool around."
3.) "This dipshit at the bar THOUGHT he was a player with some game, but he was WICKED trashed! I just had to take the opportunity and see to it that the player finally got played, so I didn't tell him it was rag time (and he never even found out! What a dickwad!) ."
4.) UGH! It's rag time!"