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2 definitions by Shiker

 
1.
The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.

2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
by Shiker November 02, 2010
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2.
Usually a male whose personality or sexual performance is such that women around him become lesbians
Poor old Dave. He was going with his sister's friend but his dick's so small she's turned gay. He's nothing more than a stigy.
by Shiker November 02, 2010
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