Illegal radishes

This term refers to the kind of radishes that you smoke. It can be used when talking about pot in a round about way. You can use this term when talkin with your boys or bro's about the illegal shit in your garage or garden.

I had to move the illegal radishes to the back yard to hide them from the cops.

by Keri Oki July 7, 2006

Hack the Radish

An awesome term for masturbation!

Caleb: "So did u nail Jenny last night?"
Henry: "No man, she's such a tease. Oh well, I guess I'll just hack the radish instead."

by The Hollinator July 1, 2012

Bagel Radish

A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.

Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!

by Bagel Radish January 1, 2019

Snapping the radish

Masterbating with unusually dirty or unclean hands.

Will was snapping the radish after playing in the mud.

by WillJERE January 13, 2010

Had The Radish

Exhausted. Completely finished. Since radishes are often used as a garnish, if you've eaten the entire meal, you are "done" and if you've also eaten the garnish (had the radish), you can't possibly do anymore.

"After 10 hours of digging ditches, I've had the radish."

"This 20 year old lawnmower has mowed it's last lawn, it's had the radish."

by ZebraDonkey66 February 24, 2023

Black Radish

A real, unequivocally dirty, hairy butthole. Generally surrounded by bits of toilet paper, feces, and/or heat bumps.

Guy 1: "Yeah dude, Jenny got real drunk last night!"
Guy 2: "She did?! Tell me more!"
Guy 1: "Jenny dropped her pants and gave everyone a view of her black radish!"

by Travis McDermot March 30, 2011

Eat the radish

Eating the radish is when something fails to live up to expectations, as in how nice radishes are to look at, but how terrible they taste.

As in, "I hope I don't eat the radish today," or, "This pizza really ate the radish."

by Lexike May 31, 2014