The act of punching a girl in both eyes during sex, thereby giving her two black eyes, and then knocking over her trash cans as you leave.
by Benjamind February 27, 2008
by Bigg Sexy Band November 19, 2008
slang term for stealing something hense taking a raccoon like action. invented by two beaners in a ranch. past tense may be used as raccooned or cooned for short
Frankie :"hey dude look at that sweet stuff outside the house"
Ivan :"yeah dude lets raccoon that shit"
Frankie :"righteous"
Ivan :"Man I really want that new webo-splash but it's too expensive"
Frankie :"Dude fuck it just raccoon that shit"
Ivan :"yeah dude lets raccoon that shit"
Frankie :"righteous"
Ivan :"Man I really want that new webo-splash but it's too expensive"
Frankie :"Dude fuck it just raccoon that shit"
by el ivan April 12, 2007
by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009
After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.
Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!
by TinMan13a June 15, 2012
A large mass of fat that folds over the genitals, and protrudes below the stomach, closely resembling a raccoon nestling between the genital area and the stomach. Usually common to fat people, who look like they have an extra stomach.
by Dr. Jeff Cortez July 28, 2007
A person who defends a garbage video game, typically a stoner who is too burnt to understand the plot or mechanics or a parent who plays the game maybe 1 hour a day.
by Bishopp May 3, 2019