by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022
the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 20, 2021
When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.
by Do it all crew March 16, 2023
Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*
Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?
Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?
Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
by karma5 March 27, 2023
by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 10, 2021