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An internet acronym standing for "Rolling on the floor laughing and peeing." This refers to very rare instances when one is so overcome with hilarity that he or she pees as a result of violent fits of laughter.
When you hear an Instant Message reply that makes you burst out laughing. you reply ROFLAP
ROFLAP by syncpak March 23, 2011
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roflplane 

Like a roflcopter, except with a plane instead of a helicopter
Person 1: that noob killed me...
Person 2: ROFLPLANE!!!!!!!
Person 1: what?
roflplane by hoagly January 16, 2011
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roflpotato 

Rolling on the floor laughing plus a potato on the end for extra humor.

Originally a weak attempt at continuing a string of food-related lmao/rofl/lol/etc. terms.
Internerd 1: "ROFLCOPTER!"
Internerd 2: "LMAONADE!"
Internerd 1: "LMAONNAISE!"
Internoob: "ROFLPOTATO!"
Internerds 1+2: "... no."
roflpotato by Lance Q February 20, 2009
Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting

Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.
DB: I just entered e/j on the 1 min light and I'm up 1 pip. Cmon, let's see one mor pip.
DJ: ROFLAF
roflaf by mspips January 25, 2008

roflpocalypse 

end of the world as we know it from everyone rofling at once.
A: OMGLOLZ that was so0o0 funny lollololl

everyone rofling

B: OMG ROFLPOCALYPSE

earth explodes
roflpocalypse by michelle teh h4x0r February 4, 2007

Rollapaluza 

A cycling club for those who are more interested in being seen to be riding a bicycle than actually riding a bicycle.
"Woah, did you see that stupid hipster pulling skids outside the velodrome? Must've been a Rollapaluza member."
Rollapaluza by bob jones 1780 August 15, 2012

rollapse 

where one suddenly feels like they are 'rolling' the day after(or not) taking ecstasy.
listening to this mix is giving me a rollapse.
rollapse by froi frou July 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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