ROFJMO 

Acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for 'Rolling on floor jerking myself off'. As ROFLMAO implies something funny was written, ROFJMO acknowledges something sexy.

Moe: What did you think of "Unfaithful"?
Curly: ROFJMO!!!!!
Moe: me too; Diane Lane is hot.

ROFJMO by Timmy the Geek January 14, 2009

ROFMO 

ROFMO, is an acronym made in oakville. Its stands for rolling on the floor making out. It can be used in other ways: ROFMOING, ROFMOED etc.

Oh, my god. Did you see them ROFMOING yesterday?

ROFMO by Sawa. January 17, 2010

roflmonster 

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with

i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason

roflmonster by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008

roflmoa 

rolling on floor licking my own ass. a retronym for a misspelling of roflmao.

user1: <<some corny joke>>
user2: roflmoa
user1: roflmoa? don't you mean roflmao
user2: no! rolling on floor licking my own ass

roflmoa by pyropunk February 21, 2009

ROFJMD

Acronym for Rolling On the Floor Jacking My Dick. Used when something is too funny to use, lol, lmao, rofl, ect...

Used in a sentence- ROFJMD, that was the funniest crap I've ever seen.

ROFJMD by Haywood Jablome 69 August 8, 2010

ROFSMOD 

Rolling on the floor sucking my own dick.

Qpido : Sup?
Gohla : ROFSMOD

ROFSMOD by Qpido Forbidden February 3, 2004

Roflmoo 

ROFLMOO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Oxygen Out

What you would say when you happen to see a cow in the distance, and also laughing for some random reason simultaneously.

Asphyxiation.

TIRO.

Also, if you just want to substitute boring chat acronyms (e.g. lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao) for something with a little...zest to it.

(Credits to Michael James and Vikram Akam)

Person 1: "What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?"

Person 2: "Uh...I don't know."

Person 1: "Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!"

Person 2: "Uh...I don't get it."

Person 1: "Roflmoo."

Roflmoo by Sappyspartan October 2, 2009