When you've reached the peak of boredom and you just type letters in 9 x 9 letter blocks going to the right diagonally because you've already tried:

- qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
- mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
- qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
- plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
- `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
- ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
- `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
- qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl
- qwertyuioplkjhgfdsaxcvbnm
- polkmiujhnbytgfvcredsxzwaq

Person One: "I'm really sick and bored of doing this work."
Person Two: "Same here, mate. Have you tried typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google?"
Person One: "I've already done that."
Person Two: "Even backwards? mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?"
Person One: "Yes, even that one."
Person Two: "Well if you've tried those ones, then you should try qqweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp!"
Person One: "I've never heard of that one before, thanks mate!"
Person Two: "No problem mate."

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp by ! TotallyNotPotat ! March 1, 2021

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp

You are so bored you are almost dead

Maybe get back to doing your work now. qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp

qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp by GreatestAxolotl September 6, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026