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Quiznotron

The heating oven now at Subway Sandwich Shops which provides "toasty" equivalence due to marketing pressure from Quizno's Sandwich Shops.
Subway employee: "Sir, would you like that sandwich TOASTED?"
You: "You mean, do I want you to put it in the Quiznotron?"
Subway employee: "The WHAT?"
You: "The QUIZNOTRON...ya know, that wannabe toaster oven you have?"
Subway employee: "yeah, ...that"
Quiznotron by Wattsup September 25, 2005
Related Words

Quiznosh 

To be sucked off while eating a sub from Quiznos.
Possibly the greatest feeling ever. A pleasure for the receivers the mouth and penis.
Bob: I got a Quiznosh last night!

Ross: Nice, what did you have?

Bob: Meatballs.

Ross: No, I asked what you had. Not her!
Quiznosh by The Raff April 1, 2009

quizroach 

A dashing young romeo of the insect genus who takes pleasure in scrambling words and poking the lady's.
That quizroach is a smart ass, loquacious, fool who really has a way with those three-word score.
quizroach by fudat June 18, 2007

Squiznotch 

1 of many unspecific glands in the body, liable to damage from foreign waterslides.
Ah no, that knacked, my ears are full of water and I think Ive popped a squiznotch.
Squiznotch by Cleva Shite August 21, 2023