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A colloquial English term for a quick session of ugly bumping. Or making the beast. Often pulled in daytime, or even in the workplace, these torrid couplings are usually five hurried, furious minutes of sweaty rutting, and another 20 minutes hiding semi naked behind the photocopier while your bosses secretary rattles off 400 copies of her holiday photos.
"You children sit here quietly in the beer garden until Mummy gets back from the Bar. me and your Aunty Taniqua are just going in the pool room for a quimdip.
by Mythconsepchewalist September 26, 2011
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