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A quidge is a queer midget. This person happens to be a midget and queer.
You are a quidge because you are a midget and queer.
by Yorges October 31, 2014
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female genitalia; especially with low hanging labia
"Damn, Laquanda gots some straight up quidge"
by Bog March 23, 2004
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The male equivalent to the queef, a quidge is a fart noise produced by the penis. A rare occurance, the sound produced is noticible in extremely quiet conditions, often a dry release of air resembling dust or gravel.
Man, I let out a rippling quidge last night when I was with Shirley, it was so embarrassing!
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Gay butt sex. Usually man vs. man
Dan reamed Tom when they had quidge. see flet
by Oliver Quidgeums August 06, 2005
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