A game exhibited in the Harry Potter books and movies, but also an anti-itch spray for a penis or vagina. Primarily used against crabs.
I was banging this filthy whore last week, and the next morning I had to run out and buy a can of Quiddich when I saw a fully grown seabed dwelling lobster crawling around my pubic hair.
by Benal Patrol Overlord February 26, 2008
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A form of card game that resembles poker but you pick your own initial two cards and share turning the remaining 5,best hand wins the ante which is one pound (squid) off each player

In the event of a drawsudden death’ round determines the winner,the players pick their opponents one card, highest card wins .....there must be only one winner!
Hello nathnocio,fancy coming to my $quiddich night?
by Marcus urillious February 25, 2019
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