Queer lever (alternatively called a queer stick) is quite simply a gay man‘s penis.
Example: Gay dog owner gets into his Hearse, takes the car out of neutral and then into first. What’s the twist? It wasn’t his gear stick….. it was his queer stick. He picks up the phone but jams his willy in the receiver. His dog, Beaver the Golden Retriever was unfortunately a meat eater, so the man’s jumbo sausage was promptly devoured by the jaws of this creature.

So the moral of the Example is: gay is the way but keep your pets at bay; a queer lever a day keeps the amnesia away.
by Aaron & Nina October 9, 2021
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