Queen Faf 

a female that won't stop faffing over pointless shit no one cares about.

Ailish: Who is going to be at the party?
Iona: A few people.
Ailish: How many people?
Iona: Don't know.
Ailish: How will everyone get there? What is everyone wearing? How is everyone getting home?
Iona: I don't know.
Ailish: What is Sarah's house like? Does she have a cat? Will her parents be in? What colour is her car?
Iona: I DON'T KNOW! Stop being a Queen Faf.

Queen Faf by Foster Amsden December 22, 2013

Faff Queen 

A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed.

Come on Ishaan, stop being such a Faff Queen and hand me the fire extinguisher.

Faff Queen by TMGP January 22, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004