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When you cum on a girls face, have a dog lick it off, and eat the dog.
I queegeed on your mom.
Queegee by efgwqerty April 25, 2003
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queefeeweefeey 

queefing on the WiFi in not America
“you wanna hear a funny word: queefeeweefeey”
queefeeweefeey by delaware March 9, 2020
A blood fanny fart, not dissimilar to a queef, but with a bit more claret.
I thought I'd been shot in the cock, but it was just a queebee
Queebee by Branty August 5, 2008

Queeneesh 

Beautiful woman that is different from others
Sexy, intelligent, fearless A MC from Long Beach California that dont take shit from nobody
HE WAS IN LOVE WITH A QUEENEESH!
Queeneesh by QUEENEESH August 10, 2021
A 'Queegle' (Also referred to as a Justusphile) is a person of large stature, weighing over 350 lbs, and only dates young teenagers from other states. These people are very easily spotted, and should be steered clear from.
"dude, the fuck is that?

"Thats a queegle. His girl lives in Washington"

"Shits not good"

"Hell nah"
Queegle by NeilJackson March 13, 2010

Queegner 

an unnamed or pre-specified quantity of an illegal substance (usually marijuana)

is sometimes abbreviated as simply: Queeg
"dude lets score some Queegner tonight and get so stoned that Rosie O'Donnell actually becomes funny"
Queegner by Harleyofdoom September 13, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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