A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.
by John Smith July 12, 2004
A Pussy Fart.
by PyRo November 11, 2003
A quick release of air from the vagina. Resulting in a 'fart'-like sound. (Very funny to call someone)
by Jacob tyo January 6, 2008
guy 1: hey man, i could really go for a queef right now.
guy 2: yeah! a queef sounds delicious right about now!
guy 2: yeah! a queef sounds delicious right about now!
by duh >:D November 3, 2020
by meep.exe August 4, 2018
by 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 September 25, 2019
a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).
After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.
by POON-NA-NEE July 28, 2005