It's when your pussy farts.
Girl: What the fuck?! My pussy farted!
Friend: Haha!! You did what is called "queef"
by Bunnies! December 30, 2011
The whole-body covering worn by particularly ugly ultra-orthodox muslim women as a mark of oppression. Related to a burkha, but usually found in pastel colours and on the clearance rack for 75% off.
Wow! Look at that lovely mauve queef she is wearing!

Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.
by loathsome in london October 26, 2011
Vagina fart
Awwk! Had a mighty queef there!
by BillyBobBobbyBill April 05, 2011
A fart that comes out of your vagina. Can make sex awkward.
EW! Olga, did you just fart?

Olga: No, silly! That was just a queef.
by Jay Crapsby November 15, 2014
a vaginal fart,an expulsion of air through the vaginal orifice
In an episode of South Park,a girl did a queef in Cartman's face
by Dr Zarkovski, October 28, 2013
An older person with age-inappropriate, or anachronistic musical taste.
60 years olds that listen to happy hardcore. Chloe's Mum's boyfriend is Queef. He's down the social club, listening to Scandalous 2.
by gingeryeti December 12, 2010
A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.
*BARK*
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
by Vagina Research Team August 12, 2010

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