The quaterback sneak is when you into your girls room and shes dead asleep with her ass up and no panties on and you proceed to stick your penis in her vagina .
by DonPancrasio July 7, 2015
when you take your balls and try to throw them in your partners mouth. if you make you will get them rubbed. if you miss then you have to get them slapped
the quarterback sack is called what it is beacuse a quarterback is supposed to throw and in this case he is throwing a "sack"
by dumbcrap52 October 2, 2010
A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.
The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.
by pokepotty August 18, 2011
by boomroasted July 11, 2019
A term used by ignorant people. Every quarterback is essentially a system QB because a QB is only as talented as the people that surround them. Lets face it a Quarterback cannot magically make plays without a certain amount of protection and talented receivers.
Jim "Peyton Manning definitely isn't System Quarterback"
Dan "Jim I dislike that term but he has become so great because of the great people surrounding him like Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, and a top 5 Offensive line year in and year out."
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Mike "Tom Brady definitely doesn't deserve the Superbowl rings that he has, he is such a System Quarterback"
Matt " He deserves every single one. You act like a Quarterback is an entire football team , football is a team sport and Tom has always had great guys around him."
Mike "Well I can name some QB's that aren't system QB's"
Matt "Go ahead"
Mike" Well um... Peyton Manning, he could run any offense in the league if he really wanted to."
Matt " No your wrong he has never played for any other team other than the Colts so your point is irrelevant. His coaches run the Offense to his liking so he could succeed, same goes for Tom Brady, there is nothing wrong with that but very few teams can actually function that way."
Dan "Jim I dislike that term but he has become so great because of the great people surrounding him like Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, and a top 5 Offensive line year in and year out."
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Mike "Tom Brady definitely doesn't deserve the Superbowl rings that he has, he is such a System Quarterback"
Matt " He deserves every single one. You act like a Quarterback is an entire football team , football is a team sport and Tom has always had great guys around him."
Mike "Well I can name some QB's that aren't system QB's"
Matt "Go ahead"
Mike" Well um... Peyton Manning, he could run any offense in the league if he really wanted to."
Matt " No your wrong he has never played for any other team other than the Colts so your point is irrelevant. His coaches run the Offense to his liking so he could succeed, same goes for Tom Brady, there is nothing wrong with that but very few teams can actually function that way."
by NFLFANFOREVER November 12, 2009
A system quarterback is charged with just managing the game and not asked to do too much. Let the talent around them take over and make no mistakes.
ben rofflesburger, trent dilfer, jeff garcia, and peyton manning are all examples of system quarterbacks
by jojomojo November 19, 2007
When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.
Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.
by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008