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Quaranthings 

These are the things that occurred during the quarantine period. It is due to the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I really hate these quaranthings, people are just straight up bored.

I love this quaranthings.
Quaranthings by meowstyca018 April 17, 2020
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Quarantinesgiving 

It is a combination (portmanteau/neologism) of the words Quarantine and Thanksgiving. Due to the current COVID-19 pandemic, this can be viewed as a novel holiday in which Thanksgiving is celebrated during a quarantine typically accompanied by virtual parties and get-together via Zoom or Skype. Social-distancing and a minimal number of guests are urged for such a holiday, but not always abided by during such times like those of COVID-19.
John: Are you excited for Quarantinesgiving on Zoom?

Mary: Not really, this is sad and depressing, I wish we could be in person, but I guess it’s better than nothing.

John: Hang in there, we can enjoy a virtual meal, toast, and good chats amongst our family and friends while keeping safe and not spreading this damn virus.

Mary: Okay, you’re right! I guess I didn’t think of it that way; in that case, Happy Quarantinesgiving!!!
Quarantinesgiving by LingDanc803 November 26, 2020

Quarantinship 

Is essentially a virtual/Distant relationship that serves for quarantine companionship purposes during Pandemics quarantine, social distancing, and lockdowns. The selection of the partner is not based on certain mutual understanding, or admiration but is rather due to boredom, isolation, and a need to communicate with any INsignificant other. This quarantinship will most likely end with the end of the quarantine, and neither party will acknowledge it.
Ramy and I are in a quarantinship, we have been chatting, and talking non-stop since we started social distancing. Helps me look forward to something each day
Quarantinship by JJ of Egypt April 15, 2020

Quarantineship 

A temporary relationship either emotional or physical, while quarantined.
Yeah I met him on him and Hinge and now we’re in a quarantineship. I want to meet up with him after the pandemic is over.

We’ve been spending so much time on the phone FaceTiming and texting that we’re in a quarantineship!
Quarantineship by yessithebestie April 16, 2020

Quaranthirsty 

Quarantine has made us all socially distant both literally and figuratively. The urge to want to hookup and have physical contact to the extreme makes one quaranthirsty. It’s like regular sexual thirsty but in the context of “quarantimes”.
Friend: “It’s been a while since I’ve had sex, do you think that grandpa over there could get it?”

Me: Girl, you’re quaranthirsty. Snap out of it, he’s like 70 years old...

Friend: “I wish I could see what’s underneath..“

Me: “His mask?”

Friend: “No girl, you know what I quaranmean ;)“
Quaranthirsty by Dmart711 August 5, 2020

quarantinsanity 

Going crazy as a result of the the solitude and boredom from the quarantine enforced to stop the spread of the SARS-CoV-2 virus that causes the COVID-19 disease.
noun

I think I'm suffering from quarantinsanity.

adjective

We are all going quarantinsane.
quarantinsanity by qhm 23252 March 21, 2020

Quaranting 

Your boo thing during quarantine and self-isolation.
Im about to facetime my quaranting.

I found a new quaranting.

Watching Netflix with my quaranting.
Quaranting by honebooforyou March 26, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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