12 definitions by mysticklemom
Hyper-sensitive people who become offended on behalf of others... for fictional fantasies and futuristic, "what ifs..."
Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;
because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.
They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.
Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;
because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.
They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.
by mysticklemom October 31, 2018
People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.
by mysticklemom January 18, 2019
When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.
Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?
Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...
Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...
by mysticklemom May 4, 2021
By the end of April 2020, the 40-day National Social-Distancing Campaign to reduce the spread of Coronavirus had become a soul-sucking source of stupidity because no American leaders could agree on the best way to reopen American businesses.
by mysticklemom April 28, 2020
Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.
When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?
by mysticklemom February 13, 2021
smothering new ideas and fresh perspectives by overwhelming them with demands, obstacles, rigid rules, and outright hostility, fully and enthusiastically expressed, so hard and fast that EVERYTHING, "NEW," gets snuffed-out before it's ever fully-formed and presented.
#BlackLivesMatter actually started back in 2015, but the first wave of the movement died of snuffication, from the wealthy investors, as usual.
by mysticklemom June 12, 2020
The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.
We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?
by mysticklemom April 17, 2021