Skip to main content

Quantumplate 

The act of seriously considering options, far greater than the act of contemplating.
Greg seriously quantumplated before sleeping with that man.
Quantumplate by Thebestk May 18, 2010

Quantumplate 

When you're aware that you are in the quantum realm, attempting to decipher actions will which lead to the most desired probable outcomes.
I have been quantumplating the best way to get myself out of a negative situation ALL DAY.

Sometimes I need an Irn Bru to help me quantumplate the best way of a multivariate situation.
Quantumplate by Dr Emily December 21, 2022

Quantumplating 

The act of deeply thinking about something relating to quantum nature, often for long periods of time with little concern for one's surrounding
George was Quantumplating the theory of entanglement while waiting for the kettle to boil
Quantumplating by timlyo August 12, 2012

Quantumplative 

<adj> In reference to Thinking about the really small things
John was in a particularly quantumplative mood when he was thinking about his willy

quantemplate 

v. Act of contemplation at warp speed
ie. 'quantum contemplation'
She quantemplated the vastness of her chemistry homework during commercial breaks.
quantemplate by euca November 9, 2006

quantemplate 

To go into seemingly deep thought or conversation about quantum physics or some other highly abstract topic. Usually happens when zoning out in class.
Class got boring, so Mark and I spaced out and just started to quantemplate the universe.
quantemplate by russianseptember September 27, 2013