Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".
Glenn Quagmire: Dear diary... JACKPOT.
by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006
Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."
by edward cc doggins April 21, 2009
sorry but i cant take a seat teacher, my grandpa gave me a Daddies Quagmire and i can barely bend my knees.
by Jacob Anders July 21, 2020
Pulling a Quagmire is a multi-step system that occurs over the period of the night. There are a few steps you must do in order to perform the perfect Quagmire.
1) Make sure that you customize all of your clothes to be tear-away style so that you can easily rip off all of your clothes within a matter of seconds.
2) When you are at a party always walk around nodding your head back and forth as you scout the room for potential women.
3) This is THE most difficult step of all. When picking up a girl you MUST use a lame pick-up line like "Hey do have any irish in you? Want some?" or "I may be no flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." If you can successfully pull off the pick up line then you are in good shape.
4) Now this step is very important. If you have any doubts about her age always make sure that she is of age. If not, then move on to the next one.
5) Pull a Charlie Harper and get her drunk.
6) The most rewarding step and final step of the Quagmire. While having sex with her you MUST at one point start nodding your head back and forth saying "giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy." Then once you are all finished stare to your right or left and give a smile and thumbs up and say "Alriiiiiiight."
If you can successfully Pull A Quagmire then YOU ARE GOD!!!
1) Make sure that you customize all of your clothes to be tear-away style so that you can easily rip off all of your clothes within a matter of seconds.
2) When you are at a party always walk around nodding your head back and forth as you scout the room for potential women.
3) This is THE most difficult step of all. When picking up a girl you MUST use a lame pick-up line like "Hey do have any irish in you? Want some?" or "I may be no flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." If you can successfully pull off the pick up line then you are in good shape.
4) Now this step is very important. If you have any doubts about her age always make sure that she is of age. If not, then move on to the next one.
5) Pull a Charlie Harper and get her drunk.
6) The most rewarding step and final step of the Quagmire. While having sex with her you MUST at one point start nodding your head back and forth saying "giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy." Then once you are all finished stare to your right or left and give a smile and thumbs up and say "Alriiiiiiight."
If you can successfully Pull A Quagmire then YOU ARE GOD!!!
Brian and Ross bet Kevin that he couldn't pull a quagmire at the party. Little did they know Kevin was already wearing his tear-away clothes.
by SwickNisher July 11, 2011
When one's primary arm is much larger than the other, leading people to assume that one engages in a successive amount of masturbation
Person 1: "Dude, I'm throwing shot put this year"
Person 2: "Aren't you worried about getting Quagmire Arm?"
Person 2: "Aren't you worried about getting Quagmire Arm?"
by dkduerjccnsdhkjhmcicdufcamjcnf March 10, 2015
Very epic character from animated sitcom family guy from 2003. he loves sexual assaulting children and women.
Omg did you here that Gen Quagmire got sentenced to life imprisonment for 8 terrerbites of child pornography on his alienware gaming laptop. Also nice nice sweggs brother i forgot to mension.
Omg did you here that Gen Quagmire got sentenced to life imprisonment for 8 terrerbites of child pornography on his alienware gaming laptop. Also nice nice sweggs brother i forgot to mension.
by JohnTonks January 14, 2020
When you have hit the sexual limits of your imagination,budget, pain tolerance, flexibility, applicable laws, etc. to the point where you run out of ideas to keep things interesting.
Bro 1: my girl’s a total freak, it started with eating booty, and it just got out of hand! she always wants me to come up with new shit and I’m pretty sure there are no more kinky things left to try that don’t involve farm animals, a second mortgage, or prison time!
Bro 2: damn bro sounds like a case of quagmire syndrome, I’m sure you’ll get that squared away during a pornhub rabbit hole session.
Bro 2: damn bro sounds like a case of quagmire syndrome, I’m sure you’ll get that squared away during a pornhub rabbit hole session.
by Testudo420 January 28, 2019