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mormon deathstar 

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.
We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.
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Deathstar Destroyer

The act of performing anal sex, withdrawing, and trying to spit or ejaculate into the open anus.
John decided to re-enact his favorite scene from Staw Wars while giving Jane the business. Much to her dismay, she discovered what a deathstar destroyer was.
Deathstar Destroyer by Palisade December 21, 2010

Deathstars 

An awesome Gothic/ Industrial Metal band with booming vocals, amazing guitar riffs and awesome drum beats. they are from Stockholm Sweden and the band consists of five members:

-Whiplasher (Vocals)
-Skinny (Bass)
-Cat Casino (Guitar)
-Nightmare Industries (guitar and keyboards)
-Bone W Machine (drums)

The lyrics of their songs tend to be very dark and badass and may disturb the non death-metal listener. Everybody in the band typically wears all black with heavy makeup and glitter and appear to be well... dead. Incredible band which should be listened to by all!!
Deathstars song Blitzkrieg: Blitzkrieg, Blitzkrieg... F*cking Blitzkrieg BOOM!!!!!!!!
Deathstars by Nick Digital August 26, 2008

deathstar 

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.
My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.
deathstar by cazort October 30, 2004

Deathstar 

I flew my fighter into her deathstar and once i shot my load into the center it exploded
Deathstar by MirHawk February 5, 2009

Deathstar Run

A sexual maneuver done during missionary, where a guy pulls out, and shoots his load straight up the chick's nose. This only counts as a Deathstar Run if you shoot it from at least three feet away, i.e from the distance of her vagoo to her face, and immediately say afterward 'Great shot kid, one in a million!'
Yeah, my gf left me...turns out the Deathstar Run I pulled on her wasn't to her liking.
Deathstar Run by Shumps November 10, 2010

deathstar 

A term used to describe awesome events adequately, because everyone knows that the Deathstar explosion is the 'coolest' explosion ever recorded on film.
Man, that pool is deathstar!
deathstar by ConkerTheWorld April 14, 2004