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Pyjama Syndrome 

An a state of mind that begins from the moment you wake up, which is associated with laziness and procrastination but is really an unforgiving, endless cycle from which you will never escape.

This state of mind is activated from the moment you wake up and spend your day in your pyjamas, which you'll soon realize, is controlling your mind, and you won't be able to do anything about it.
I wake up in pyjamas and have a lazy pyjama morning, this lazy pyjama morning later turns into a lazy pyjama afternoon, which turns into a lazy pyjama evening, and the cycle endlessly repeats. - Pyjama Syndrome
Pyjama Syndrome by Chiboa May 27, 2014

Pyjama Dick 

The regrettable self-consciousness that arises after noticing that your pyjama bottoms are not obfuscating the penis.
1. Larry David extols the virtue of thick pyjama bottoms that obfuscate the penis and thus avoid a withering case of pyjama dick. Curb Your Enthusiasm season 9 episode 2 'The Pickle Gambit'.
2. These modern day fashionistas with their elastic-stretchy pant are giving themselves withering cases of outdoor pyjama dick, someone, dear god, call the fashion police.

chocolate pyjamas 

High quality confectionery-based clothing for sleeping. Can also be used as a sweet snack, especially in conjunction with chicken dippers.
Person 1: CHICKEN DIPPERS AND CHOCOLATE PYJAMAS!
Person 2: Sort your life out!
Person 1: Fair enough.

pajamadrunk 

From the Finnish word "kalsarikännit": Drinking by yourself at your house in your underwear with no intention of going out.
"Hey, you wanna hit the clubs this weekend?"

"Nah, I'd rather be pajamadrunk"
pajamadrunk by loopthehoop June 23, 2019

cat's pyjamas 

Meaning groovy, cool, awesome, etc.
Joe: "Hey did you hear about that new fruit blender that came out on Sunday?"

Graham: "Yeah man! It's the cat's pyjamas!"