Put a Doink Share definition Flag The phrase a hetrosexual man will use to another man when stating interest in a female ladyfriend out in a public place. You see that girl Ferguson? Oh yeah Walter, i'd put a doink on that. Put a Doink by Jsonnnnnnnnnnnn January 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Put a Doink mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch