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Busted-Out Puss Flap 

This is achieved when the inner labia (typically of a fat woman) sticks out to the side and looks like a uvula. It is especially common for the accompanying odor to be the worst thing you will ever smell in a thousand lifetimes.
"I figured I'd take that whore to a cheap motel, but when she took her pants off my eyes started to sting so I got the hell out of there because I was pretty sure I was in for a busted-out puss flap."
Busted-Out Puss Flap by Des Long November 16, 2012

Puss Flap 

Some douche bag who is not worth your mother fuckin time
This puss flapover here looks like a bitch, let's come up on his Beats® and an iPhone®
Puss Flap by MpowerAF December 18, 2014

Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflaps 

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.
pissflaps by Jus January 10, 2003

pussyflaps 

Large pussylips (labia minora) which protrude more than usual from the pussy. Probably the result of too much fucking or stretching. They can look very good if the woman is young and pretty, especially if they are adorned with piercings or jewels. They add greatly to the delights of eating out a hungry pussy (cunnilingus).
Her pussyflaps were meaty curtains, resembling flattened apricots. He imagined them gripping the many cocks she entertained each day.
pussyflaps by O'Flagherty January 2, 2009

sweaty pissflaps 

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.
a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*