purple mountain 

A purple mountain is when you eat lots of berries specifically blueberries and strawberries then take a poo in your hand and ejaculate on he top of it and slap someone in the face with it.
This was created by Aidan Watkins and James Doyle

purple mountain

purple mountain by james and aidan June 16, 2012

Purple Mountain Majesty 

Majestic Blowjob

guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get

Purple Mountain Majesty by tyreesha caldwell October 18, 2008