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Purple Dick 

a statement denoting possion of a seat/table or other furniture when absent from that room. Used instead of stupid words like seatcheck and minutes.
Guy: Hey get out of my seat.
Jackass: your names not on it!
Guy: well I called Purple Dick
Purple Dick by craig poyser July 29, 2005

Purple Dick 

This is a coined phrase from CU-Boulder Chey-Ho. It is meant to be used in a sarcastic tone. Purple Dick--->Someone who is a bit tarded, annoying, or an asswhole. But can be used in anyway.
An asswhole can dance like a purple Dick
Purple Dick by chey-HO<3 April 12, 2009

Purple Dick Shift 

Purple Dick Shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. Their fetishes usually include Amputee's and Prego women. They supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10's from girls on the internet. They are usually not right in the head. Their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. And the father is mentally abusive. Their foe's generally include gingers, assholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin' hot sister.
"Dude, I want to fuck that girl."

"You'll die dude, thats Wess's Sister!!"

"Woah did you see that truck?, Yea i think that was the purple dick shift."

John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.
my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

Purple Dickle 

If you don't quite that im going to purple dickle you!
Purple Dickle by ChefBoiii March 16, 2022

Purpledickuler 

A penis so hard that it's turned purple and sits at a perfect right angle to the body when laying back.
"Hey Dave, you're looking chirpy mate."
"Oh man. Had a major sex session last night. My little man was so hard it was practically Purpledickuler to my body. She rode me reverse cowgirl and we managed to watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy"
Purpledickuler by Mr Fury January 19, 2019