purple helmet warrior

the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.

woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...

by kkkkkara June 26, 2006

purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Purple headed warrior

The bulbouse tip of the penis.

Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity

by AiyUpCocka September 13, 2018

purple-headed warrior

a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do

I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.

by ThE sTeVe MaN March 12, 2005

purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Purple helmented warrior of love

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

by The Velvet Hammer May 2, 2006