Puppy poor 

Buying a $1000 toy breed puppy to have as a fashion accessory like Paris Hilton, and not being able to afford care for it because the owner has rent payments, cell phone bills, etc. as well.

Brittany asked PetSmart if they knew of a free vet anywhere around for her teacup chihuahua, as she was "puppy poor" from having her rent and spray tan bill due on the same day.

Puppy poor by Agslions November 13, 2012

poor puppy's Kong 

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it

I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.

poor puppy's Kong by caelhammer November 30, 2016

puppypoose 

A carrier for small dogs that resembles a papoose. Papoose is the Algonquin term for a baby-carrier with straps that go over the shoulders. It is a sign of the apocalypse. This has nothing to do with the rapper Papoose.

I saw a woman walking down the street carrying her dog in a puppypoose. The world is ending!

puppypoose by CherriSpryte February 2, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016