The act of getting really drunk, beyond wasted. Named for a very drunk student at UW-Eau Claire, after an incident on the tenth floor of Towers North in '08-'09 spring semester.
Man I was so Punzeled last night.
by uwecjp February 2, 2010
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King of all cock blockers. One who can smell an opportunity to cock-block from a mile away.
It was me and my girl watching a movie until that Punzel decided to join in..

I almost had her until Punzel made it awkward with his 1st grade witted jokes.
by Topsie Krett July 29, 2010
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Lonileness, depress broken, queen of isolation, pandemic queen, Cold.
Why ur r so punzel ? Today I be punzel, I I I am Punzelling at pandemic.
by Fgggq September 28, 2020
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An individual who tries to sweet talk everyone around him into thinking that he has the inside scoop and connection for any situation. Also, he posesses the IPhone 4.
Did you hear that the Punzel was talking to that hot girl? I think that he believes that she wants him because he has a IPhone.
by rocky osocks April 27, 2011
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