A vague sexual act performed between four or more contortionists. The act can include, but is not limited to; japs, bheezy, Qudoba, and adderol
So I gave this girl the best punjab of her life last night at Qudoba
by seandree December 17, 2009
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An abbreviated version of "Punch in the Pussy"
Pun: Short for Punani
Jab: Another word for punch
Don't make my punjab you, sucka!
by J to tha J October 23, 2007
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A state in India with the highest number of female foeticides.

A backward state where education is not valued and women are expected/ forced to get married young and reproduce.

Women are still second class citizens here as men have the final say in all decisions.

Dowry is highly prevalent. Arranged marriages are forced on young girls.

Unrealistic amounts of money is spent on wedding celebrations as its a measure of status and wealth. The marriage ceremony is under appreciated as all the focus is on showing off.

Many males of Punjab who are residents in foreign countries commit fraud- they get married to an innocent girl in Punjab, take the dowry, spend a few months with them and then leave their 'wives'. These men then return to the foreign country where they reside and lead carefree lives of a bachelor with no intention of going back.

The women are helpless, some of them have kids and the in-laws take them away. As these women are uneducated they can't do much to help themselves. Some of them are forced by society to live with the in-laws and take care of them. Others are like refugees in their own homes.

The state of Punjab has good people too but this is also a cruel reality of this place.
A- "I'm looking for a eligible bachelor for my daughter".

B- " I know a good family in punjab."
A-" Ok, but if he's a non resident of India, then forget it, he's probably a fraud ! "
by Thecruelreality August 30, 2013
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To be punjabbed means to made a fool of by a person or thing. To be owned in any way shape or form.
Dude, he totally punjabbed you right in your face.
Steve got punjabbed at basketball yesterday by Mike.
by Ryan aka RJ December 8, 2004
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puhn-jahb

A proper noun that deceptively masks the words "poon job" so as to avoid using more colorful language in the workplace or in formal events about getting some pussy.
Jay: Yo, I was deep within Punjab.
Mike: No way.
Jay: Ya way; it was rad.
by BrownCobraCommander October 28, 2008
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A word to describe the vagina on a woman. Often confused with an indian religion named after it for some silly reason
that man over there proper disrespected my punjab and I don't mean the religion!
by rusty182 May 1, 2009
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phantom of the opera, erik is an expert at throwing a punjab lasso- you are dying before you realize he found you.
by kira bates July 2, 2008
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