shit pump

A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.

"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."

by Zog The Undeniable August 13, 2011

shit pump

A general term defining people who seem to be well taken care of but are totally useless.

"Did you see the new guy they just brought in? What a shit pump!"

by Johnny Esquire April 29, 2006

Shit Pumped

To get extremely fucking intoxicated and hyped

"ARE YOU FUCKING SHIT PUMPED"

by Weed man November 29, 2016