Pulling A Chapman

To masturbate outside, at night, on your deck or patio. Preferably in cold weather.

David's wife caught him Pulling A Chapman last night.

by ProblemSolver February 7, 2011

Pull a Chapman

Injuring yourself in an unexpected yet somehow predictable nature

"Oww, i got up out of my chair, and pulled a muscle in my back"

"Damn, you just had to go an pull a chapman""

by Maverick916 November 11, 2022