Pulching 

The sexual act of fisting the anus until it is wide and deep enough for you to fill with the 3 dominant ingredients to trifle. Jam, custard and sponge.

The 'pulcher' then commits to anal sex with the 'pulchee', and causing the ingredients to mix into a tasty treat.

The 'pulcher' then consumes the mixture through a combination of excretion and felching.

Dude A: "Man, my girlfriend wants to try pulching."

Dude B: "LAWL!!111ooneone!! Hope you like trifle.. /smirk"

Pulching by TeamPwnz0r August 2, 2008

Pulching 

Putting mulch residue on your balls and having a girl lick it off.

My girl was pulching me the other night, it was crazy

Pulching by anonymous April 3, 2024

pelching 

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.

Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!

pelching by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

punching above his weight by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

fuck punching 

Synonym for fisting

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her

fuck punching by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.

Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

Empty Punching Bag by My Cedar is Cranking October 22, 2019

Human Punching Bag 

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

Human Punching Bag by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010