When you drag a girl into a bathroom stall and squueze here boobs so hard you leave brusies.
My date wasn't putting out, so I gave her the Kirby Puckett, then I went and got drunk.
by Shinndig April 16, 2009
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1. A ex twins hall of famer. Retired due to an injury from a baseball to the eye.

2. A version of Tea-bagging, but dropping your ball into someones eye.
Dude I totally gave that ho the kirby puckett last night!
by Jens Lane June 23, 2004
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you bang your date from behind in the bathroom of the restaurant you took her out to on your date, when you finish, you back hand slap her in the face, perhaps spit on her.. and than take off leave her with the check for the meal.
Nice job Kirby Pucketting your date,...nothing like a free meal.
by HELLSBELLS August 17, 2005
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The most littlest school!❤️But got a lot of souls🥰No bullying🥺LITT kids🤘🏾They can fight👊🏾They can become real close friends🤞🏾We stick together🤪No snitches🙄
Martha Puckett middle schoolis the littest school in the world.i met my best friend there and we have been friends for10 years!!and there was no bullying.and people stuck up for me.
by Mpmstandup March 3, 2020
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Vyla is the best person you'll ever meet. Shes beautiful, loving, funny and more. Shes sweet but she can be a real bitch if she dont like you. Love you vyla -vanessa
Vyla puckett is a beautiful human being.
by sskatermydude June 9, 2020
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When school consists of two parallel courses that must be completed in tandem, a person habitually puts one off in the exclusion of the other. This backfires when one course can go no further until the other has caught up. This causes stagnation.

Primarily used in a school setting, but can be applied in business or professional with two projects or courses of action.
Did you hear about Joe? He pulled a puckett with his English requirement. Now he's stuck again, just like he did with Legal.

Now don't go pulling a puckett again!
by redgirl099 April 26, 2012
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As seen in popular TV show “iCarly” character Sam Puckett swings her butter sock around to cause chaos. The dirty Puckett is when instead of butter you put shit or other human waste in a sock to bring to a public place to swing around and beat people until they pass out or die. The dirty Puckett most famously occurred at a children’s daycare school, where a hairy man named Zachary Kent went inside with his shit sock and killed a over 50 students, 7 teachers, and 12 police officers with this dangerous method.
Oh yeah daddy come give me the dirty Puckett until you put me to sleep and piss on my noggin, yes daddy”
by TheCeoOfRacism February 18, 2021
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