The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.
I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.
by Octopia October 5, 2017
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When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
by cmglzr February 23, 2023
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A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.
bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat
by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022
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Alexis c which her brother plays hockey and she is attracted to hockey boys.
alexis-hockey boys are so hot
me-your such a puck bunny
by she’s a puck bunny December 5, 2020
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Me: why are all the whores in the stands?
Friend: they got puck bunny
by Gottem00175 November 19, 2021
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a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
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1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.
Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.
by rickyukon August 21, 2020
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